Blonde joke

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Jer, is her Dalmatian named Stripes? 

[floydjer]

No Woody.....The dog is named "Cat"

[Stainless1]

When Jerry jokingly asked Mary Beth if she could screw in a lightbulb she said "Duh... there's not enough room in there"

[4-barrel Mike]

MaryBeth just LOVES racing stripes on old 4-barrel Fords.     

Mike

[floydjer]

MB is not a fan of hi-boys ...but that 8N might a tractor.... :clap :clap  :clap

[salt27]

MB is not a fan of hi-boys ...but that 8N might a tractor.... :clap :clap  :clap

and you might receive a "Deere John" letter....   

[floydjer]

I introduced Marybeth to my friend Jane and MB asked if she had any children...Jane said that she has a daughter that is just under two....Marybeth replied " I might be blonde..but I know how many one is.......

[floydjer]

Knowing that I am a minister...Marybeth asked "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group"?  I said " You mean a choir"....MB replied..."Fine....How much to acquire one"  :clap :clap :clap

[floydjer]

Easter bonus.....Marybeth feels cheated....She only has two sisters  but her brother has three.......

[jimmy six]

A blond and her friends were drinking wine and talking one evening. One of the friends said that 6 Brazilian skydivers had died. The blond said how terrible that was. Another friend said its a very dangerous sport. The blond asked ..exactly how many is a brazilian anyway..

[salt27]

A blond and her friends were drinking wine and talking one evening. One of the friends said that 6 Brazilian skydivers had died. The blond said how terrible that was. Another friend said its a very dangerous sport. The blond asked ..exactly how many is a brazilian anyway..

Oh, oh, I know the answer.   A brazilian is a bit less than a cazillion.   What do I win?   

[ggl205]

Then, how much is a gazillion?

John

[floydjer]

Marybeth spent an entire week washing two basement windows....The first six days were used digging the holes for the ladder...

[floydjer]

Marybeth called me to share her excitement over the compliment she received regarding her driving skill....Someone left a slip of paper on her windshield that read "Parking Fine "

[Speed Limit 1000]

After robbing a bank, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead duck into an alley where they hide in potato sacks. The cops first go to the sack with the brunette in it and kick it. The brunette says, "Meow." They go to the sack with the redhead and kick it. She says, "Woof, woof." Last, they kick the sack with the blond, and she says, "Po-ta-to."