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4-barrel Mike

#735
October 14, 2011, 09:45:55 AM
Just for Floyd:

The Agony of Dyslexia

After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!"
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

floydjer

#736
October 14, 2011, 10:14:31 AM
Mike, Its "Jerry'.....And that one made my head hurt.................... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

4-barrel Mike

#737
October 14, 2011, 11:14:23 AM
Pink Jerry ???

Mike
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

Seldom Seen Slim

#738
October 15, 2011, 03:30:14 PM
Unh, I got this one on a Friday night?

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=30018
Jon E. Wennerberg
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Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
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wobblywalrus

#739
October 15, 2011, 07:10:27 PM
One of those cute little guys got trapped.  I hope he is OK.

wobblywalrus

#740
October 15, 2011, 07:36:23 PM
My joke post for the year.  DO NOT open until is is Friday.

Dr Goggles

#741
October 15, 2011, 09:43:19 PM
Quote from: wobblywalrus on October 15, 2011, 07:10:27 PM
One of those cute little guys got trapped.  I hope he is OK.

watch him carefully again, I don't think he got hurt  :| :|


OK while I'm here...


How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?





It's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it. :roll: :roll:
Few understand what I'm trying to do but they vastly outnumber those who understand why...................

http://thespiritofsunshine.blogspot.com/

Current Australian E/GL record holder at 215.041mph

THE LUCKIEST MAN IN SLOW BUSINESS.

Milwaukee Midget

#742
October 15, 2011, 10:56:05 PM
Quote from: Dr Goggles on October 15, 2011, 09:43:19 PM

It's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it. :roll: :roll:

Depends on where you shop, but you're probably thinking of that silly pop remix that was used in the title credits of the 1982 Laotian "Matt Helm" knockoff, "Ku Chunk La".  At least the producers had the good common sense to letter box the laser disc, rather than crop it.  Lot of typo's in the subtitles, though.
 
Of course, that was back when they were signed to Tralfamadore Records - Roger really never did them any favors . . .  8-)

"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Elmo Rodge

#743
October 16, 2011, 08:00:55 AM
Midget, I wonder if there are any LSR venues on Tralfamadore.  :? Wayno

Milwaukee Midget

#744
October 16, 2011, 08:27:09 AM
Quote from: Elmo Rodge on October 16, 2011, 08:00:55 AM
Midget, I wonder if there are any LSR venues on Tralfamadore.  :? Wayno

Could be, but it sure would be tough trying to set a record in a place where time was non linear.   :lol:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Elmo Rodge

#745
October 16, 2011, 09:25:33 AM
Quote from: Milwaukee Midget on October 16, 2011, 08:27:09 AM
Quote from: Elmo Rodge on October 16, 2011, 08:00:55 AM
Midget, I wonder if there are any LSR venues on Tralfamadore.  :? Wayno

Could be, but it sure would be tough trying to set a record in a place where time was non linear.   :lol:
Oh, that.  :roll: Wayno

Moxnix

#746
October 16, 2011, 11:09:30 AM
Time is a human invention. 
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
http://speedbumpsontheroadtoperdition.wordpress.com/

Elmo Rodge

#747
October 16, 2011, 01:24:11 PM
Quote from: Moxnix on October 16, 2011, 11:09:30 AM
Time is a human invention. 
I'll try to rember that next time.  :cheers: Wayno

grumm441

#748
October 16, 2011, 01:38:44 PM
Quote from: Elmo Rodge on October 16, 2011, 01:24:11 PM
Quote from: Moxnix on October 16, 2011, 11:09:30 AM
Time is a human invention. 
I'll try to rember that next time.  :cheers: Wayno

I thought it was money
That's what my employer keeps saying
G
Chief Motorcycle Steward Dry Lakes Racers Australia Inc
Spirit of Sunshine Bellytank Lakester
https://www.dlra.org.au/rulebook.htm

WOODY@DDLLC

#749
October 16, 2011, 01:53:56 PM
Quote from: Moxnix on October 16, 2011, 11:09:30 AM
Time is a human invention. 
That's why it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!  :-D

Or beer-thirty!  :-)
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