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38flattie

#870
March 16, 2012, 05:33:29 PM
 :-D :-D :cheers:
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead. -- RFC 1925

You can't make a race horse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig. - Bob Akin

http://www.flatcadracing.org/
http://youtu.be/89rVb497_4c

floydjer

#871
March 23, 2012, 06:18:32 AM
Know why there are so many Smith`s in the phone book???...Because they all have phones... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

WOODY@DDLLC

#872
March 23, 2012, 06:19:20 AM
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."  :cheers:
All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz

floydjer

#873
March 23, 2012, 06:19:28 AM
Where do you get Virgin wool ??..........Ugly sheep................. :evil:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

#874
March 23, 2012, 07:10:05 AM
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of an airplane?
Meee!

USFRAMONTE

#875
March 23, 2012, 07:11:44 AM
What did Spock find in the bathroom of the starship Enterprise?
The captains log.

USFRAMONTE

#876
March 23, 2012, 07:14:51 AM
What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
Board.

floydjer

#877
March 25, 2012, 09:21:45 AM
THAT,,^^^^^^^^^^ Is how this thread works.. BRAVO !!!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#878
March 25, 2012, 11:57:14 AM
Quote from: floydjer on March 25, 2012, 09:21:45 AM
THAT,,^^^^^^^^^^ Is how this thread works.. BRAVO !!!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Got it - Steven Wright appearing on the Gong Show.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#879
March 30, 2012, 06:38:15 AM
what do you get if you light a match under a duck`s tail????...Fire quacker... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

#880
March 30, 2012, 06:56:49 AM
How do cows do math?
They use a COWculator.

USFRAMONTE

#881
March 30, 2012, 06:59:50 AM
The New England Journal of Medicine just announced the results of their latest study....
towels are the leading cause of dry skin.

USFRAMONTE

#882
March 30, 2012, 07:03:40 AM
What is the best time of day to make a dentist appointment?
At tooth hurty!

Milwaukee Midget

#883
March 30, 2012, 07:41:42 AM
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

USFRAMONTE

#884
March 30, 2012, 09:48:22 AM
What is a dentists favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste....
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