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USFRAMONTE

#975
June 15, 2012, 08:20:03 AM
The police arrested two teenagers yesterday...one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged the first one and let the other one off!

rgn

#976
June 15, 2012, 08:32:39 AM
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

USFRAMONTE

#977
June 15, 2012, 10:10:14 AM
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A baboom!

floydjer

#978
June 22, 2012, 04:57:02 AM
I broke my left index finger ...But on the other hand, I`m fine. :roll:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

rgn

#979
June 22, 2012, 06:00:51 AM
 :-)

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

USFRAMONTE

#980
June 22, 2012, 07:03:46 AM
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use a honeycomb.

USFRAMONTE

#981
June 22, 2012, 07:42:52 AM
What did the bird say when it flew over Wal Mart?
Cheap, cheap, cheap.

Captthundarr

#982
June 22, 2012, 08:39:32 AM
Quote from: rgn on June 22, 2012, 06:00:51 AM
:-)

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

My wife does.......mine......on the shelf.......in a jar :-o
Live,Laugh, Love /  Jack Scratch Racing /ECTA   
Amy Hartman-Driver, Frank Hartman-everthing else.
C/GALT 137.65 Ohio Mile check that 144.12 2013, AA/GALT 159.34 Ohio Mile 2014. B/GALT 180.577 RECORD 6/15

Seldom Seen Slim

#983
June 22, 2012, 10:40:27 AM
Hey, that's special.  The doctor didn't let me keep mine when I had the surgery.
Jon E. Wennerberg
a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
2 Club member x2
Owner of landracing.com

Captthundarr

#984
June 22, 2012, 11:38:17 AM
Who said anything about surgery :-o
Live,Laugh, Love /  Jack Scratch Racing /ECTA   
Amy Hartman-Driver, Frank Hartman-everthing else.
C/GALT 137.65 Ohio Mile check that 144.12 2013, AA/GALT 159.34 Ohio Mile 2014. B/GALT 180.577 RECORD 6/15

floydjer

#985
June 22, 2012, 12:32:20 PM
All this reality is bringin` me down......On with the jokes :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#986
June 22, 2012, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: Seldom Seen Slim on June 22, 2012, 10:40:27 AM
Hey, that's special.  The doctor didn't let me keep mine when I had the surgery.

Jon, Last time I talked to Nancy she had them in her purse...... you might check  :-D
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

rgn

#987
June 22, 2012, 05:32:08 PM
Is it still friday over there??  :-D


Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 

floydjer

#988
June 29, 2012, 06:17:20 AM
I thought I was dreaming in color...but it was just a pigment of my imagination.................................Hey, Does the name Pavlov ring a bell ?? :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

rgn

#989
June 29, 2012, 07:12:43 AM
Friday already?

Innkeeper: The room is $45 a night. It's $40 if you make your own bed.

Guest: I'll make my own bed.

Innkeeper: Good... I'll get you the Ikea flat pack.
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