The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[floydjer]

S-3...No, The computer showed trucks back to `39....So he knew there were Ford trucks then...They just didn`t build cars yet   ( guess I need to get 5 titles ammended to show the correct years)

[Stan Back]

Laughed out loud at that one.

On another note - hmmmmmmmmm.  Try fitting the '35 to '38 wheel cylinders on a Forty!

[Speed Limit 1000]

Jerry, I'll assume that the book didn't go back that far -- and that's why the young lad said that Ford didn't make cars back then.  If it ain't in the book then it don't exist and never did - right?

Slim, you must be old, a young lad would never use a book

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Older than you, Mr. Pipsqueak.

[gearheadeh]

Older than you, Mr. Pipsqueak.

My ,my, what a difference TWO years makes   

[floydjer]

Laughed out loud at that one.

On another note - hmmmmmmmmm.  Try fitting the '35 to '38 wheel cylinders on a Forty!

"The safety of steel, From the pedal to the wheel" eh Stan

[floydjer]

what does it mean when you find a horse shoe??  It means that a horse is walking around in his socks.   ( couldn`t wait for friday)

[bucketlist]

I recalled a remark from an SCCA publication long ago about the timing crew:

These are the souls that time men's tries.

[floydjer]

Going to Auto-Zone to get a belt for the lawn edger.....Wish me luck.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jerry, I spent a couple of minutes on that one -- and can't find the joke.  Where is it?

[floydjer]

Same people that told me....Matter of factly...That Ford didn`t build cars in 1940.      " Make, model and engine?"   Uh...It`s for my lawn edger...............Blam..Head explodes

[Captthundarr]

Jerry, kind of like, Went to Advance Auto for a belt for my....... LMAO. They just let in mill through the parts til I find what I want.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Oh.  I've never used a lawn edge, 'specially a 1940 Ford model.   Sorry. . .

[floydjer]

Reminds of the time I went to NAPA  to get a belt for the drill press..........." I need a v-belt in this width, Onlt 1 1/2 - 2 inches longer"   Counter guy " If you give me the make ,model and year...I can give you the exact replacement"   Me..." It`s a 1937 Atlas Model 324 drill press"     Counter guy..." How long did you need that" ?  Me (being my usual smart a$$ self)  " I`ll need it for a long time...It`s going on my drill press"

[floydjer]

Why did the Rat-Rod builder cross the road?...Because the weld broke where he had attached the galvanized pipe fitting to the rusty, bent crow bar he used for a drag link   ( not a big fan of rat rods)