The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[Seldom Seen Slim]

And here I thought I was kidding when I've used oddball fractions, but geez -- these guys seem to have made it for real.

https://www.amazon.com/Yescom-Automatic-Pneumatic-Transfer-Sublimation/dp/B011489CGY/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1493128920&sr=8-7&keywords=mug+press

[Stan Back]

I think that's the formal dimensions for a "C" cup.

[rouse]

And here I thought I was kidding when I've used oddball fractions, but geez -- these guys seem to have made it for real.

https://www.amazon.com/Yescom-Automatic-Pneumatic-Transfer-Sublimation/dp/B011489CGY/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1493128920&sr=8-7&keywords=mug+press

See what's coming out of our public schools nowadays. No one knows how to convert 80mm to English measurements.

Sad, funny , like ironic funny, not like Ha Ha funny. Somebody actually got paid to make that add, WOW!


Rouse

[floydjer]

Convert metric to English?? ...Easy..I just enter the measurement into the D.R.O on the mill and toggle the readout ..BINGO

[Stainless1]

Convert metric to English?? ...Easy..I just enter the measurement into the D.R.O on the mill and toggle the readout ..BINGO

Ugh... guys... I think the English use mm.... but converting to 80mm to English measurements i get .004 chains or .0159 rods 

[floydjer]

O.K. Bob..metric to fractional or SAE..Now , will one of you post something funny???

[floydjer]

United Airlines...We put the Hospital in Hospitality

[floydjer]

wysant.com/resources/lessons/math/elementary_math/measurements

[Stainless1]

Crap Jerry... I thought posting in English measurements... rods and chains was funny...  :|

Ok I'd like to say I believe in atoms but I can't... they make up everything 

[floydjer]

Yo Bob.. What do you do w/ a dead chemist???...Barium.....

[Stainless1]

I would make another chemistry joke, but in my mind they Argon 

[floydjer]

That would be great if you could periodically bring some to the table.............

[floydjer]

Know any sodium jokes???...Na     

[Seldom Seen Slim]

I just got an email with this in the header.  I think I need to be vigilant and report to all of you racers out in California --

Get your Tin Foil Hats and put 'em on NOW!  This could be serious and youse guys need to don your protective hats before the RAYS get you!

[manta22]

I guess the adjacent states- Oregon, Nevada, & Arizona need not worry- just California. 

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ