The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[4-barrel Mike]

Cool find, Dean.

http://www.faithvillage.com/blogpost/7f0d49b3731a4f27b14020227ff77acb/ruth_4_strange_negotiations

   

Mike

[floydjer]

You guys do know that God is a Mopar man???   Jeremiah 32-37  "....I shall drive then out in my Fury "

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Since it's now Saturday I'll put this here instead of the Friday location:

I was walking along Clifton beach in Marquette when I came across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

I picked up the lamp and gave it a rub. A genie appeared and told me I had been granted one wish.

I thought for a moment and said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK then, I want to die only when any American government balances its budget, eliminates its debt and stamps out corruption"

"You sneaky bastard," said the genie...............

[floydjer]

Hmmmmm....Good thing you didn`t request a foot tall rooster.........................

[fastesthonda_jim]

Are you referring to the "Seldom Seen" part of "Slim"?

[floydjer]

Are you referring to the "Seldom Seen" part of "Slim"?

uhhh...............Yes

[Speed Limit 1000]

I've had a Phd since I was 15. A pretty hard *ick

[floydjer]

No kidding?? I was born with OCD....Old Car Disorder.

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry, didn't you mean to say "old codger disorder"?

[floydjer]

Pace yourself Monte

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry, that's exactly what my wife says to me!

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Monte, did you leave off the first few words of her comment to you?  Something like "Pick up the. . ."?

[floydjer]

 ..............Friday already???

[USFRAMONTE]

Just warming up......trying to pace myself!

[fastesthonda_jim]

Sighhh..... the frustrating life of an aging Landspeed racer

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