The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

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floydjer

#990
March 28, 2019, 08:16:25 AM
Rearranged these groups of letters to form two words......PNIES...BTTUSXE.....Did you come up with Spine and Subtext???...Me neither :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#991
March 09, 2020, 02:42:22 PM
Know the difference between a hippo and a zippo ? One is heavy and the other is a little lighter..🤔🤔
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#992
March 12, 2020, 03:35:17 PM
Life imitates art....Tom Hanks has found himself stranded on an island with Wilson again... :clap :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#993
March 17, 2020, 11:19:11 AM
What do you call a short green Irishman who breaks the law?? A Lepre-con..🤔
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

jdincau

#994
March 19, 2020, 09:51:58 AM
Here's Johnnie!
Unless it's crazy, ambitious and delusional, it's not worth our time!

salt27

#995
March 19, 2020, 07:01:45 PM
Redrum,redrum.    :-o

floydjer

#996
March 29, 2020, 07:16:11 AM
With the shortage of toilet paper I have started using lettuce leaves..Today was the tip  of the iceburg..Tomorrow romaines to be seen..🤔
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#997
March 30, 2020, 10:29:12 AM
Just heard of panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany..It's a wurst kase scenario
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

WOODY@DDLLC

#998
March 30, 2020, 10:47:07 AM
What happens to a frog after an accident????
They get toad!  muutt
All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz

floydjer

#999
March 30, 2020, 12:06:23 PM
......and then the hop home in open toad sandels... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#1000
March 30, 2020, 12:06:40 PM
Sandals?
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

edinlr

#1001
March 30, 2020, 12:18:56 PM
Floyd if you run out of romaine, there is always BUTTercrunch.
Honda CX650 turbo, Kawasaki H2 Ninja, Kawasaki ZX750 turbo

floydjer

#1002
March 30, 2020, 12:39:19 PM
I am just pleased that Woody is doing something other than sitting around the pad all day....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

WOODY@DDLLC

#1003
March 30, 2020, 03:40:15 PM
RIBBET!  :-P
All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz

floydjer

#1004
March 30, 2020, 03:49:10 PM
Hey Woody...Know why the frog wore a mask to the bank?? He was there to robbit   :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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