The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[floydjer]

Had a SPIRITED debate w/ Patti over who should do the laundry. In the end, I folded........

[Stainless1]

When an argument settles at an amicable agreement it's a wash... 

[Speed Limit 1000]

Finally, I did my laundry today. That was a load off my mind

[floydjer]

Laundry puns aren't all bad....some just get bad press. ( I'll throw in the towel now)

[floydjer]

A drunk mathematician stumbles into his house at 3 a.m. and he wife yells "You told me you would be no later than 11:45"...guy says " No.....I said a quarter of 12 "......

[Speed Limit 1000]

Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much.

It scared the heck out of me, so today I've decided never to read it again

[floydjer]

Two guys are sitting on a dock in ( fill in the space with the state you wish to insult) with their feet dangling in the lake when one screams out that an alligator just bit off his foot.....The other guys asks " which one" ? and the first replies...." How should I know??..All 'gators look alike to me "

[floydjer]

My jokes are not juvenile.....they are full groan......

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Jer, I find them quite youthful!  :-P

[floydjer]

Which colonists told the most jokes??.....Punsylvanians

[Stainless1]

Just got back from a 2nd Amendment gathering... all the Millennials showed up in sleeveless shirts
aktion086 

[manta22]

Note to all:

[floydjer]

🤔.....Saw an ad for burial plots and I thought..."That is the last thing I need".......

[gowing]

72 pages of "jokes".
This is probably your funniest one so far.

[floydjer]

My father was so cheap....he bought double glazed windows so we couldn't hear the ice cream truck...