The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[jimmy six]

I lost my job as a set designer.....I left without making a scene

[floydjer]

Well JD...That was quite a gaff.....

[floydjer]

Know why you never see elephants hiding in trees?....Because they are so good at it.....

[4-barrel Mike]

Why'd the elephant paint her toenails red?  To more easily hide in a cherry tree.   aktion086

Mike

[manta22]

What was purple and almost ruled the world?






Alexander the Grape

[manta22]

JFK era joke: "What happened when an elephant walked through the Dallas police station?"



"Nothing- they didn't see him."

[mc2032]

How do you know it's your elephant's "time of the month"?




There's a dime on your dresser and your mattress is gone.

[floydjer]

How you get down from an elephant??...You don't. You get down from a goose.

[floydjer]

If you guys have more elephant jokes...I am all ears....

[Stan Back]

. . . let me check my trunk.

[floydjer]

Guy moves into a 65 and older community in  Florida....Gal next door comes over to introduce herself...Asks where he moved from...He tells her.. " Prison....I did 40 years for killing my wife " ..Gal smiles and coyly says .." Oh..So you are single".....

[floydjer]

I always gave my mom a gift the day after Mother's Day....It was chocoLATE :clap

[floydjer]

A buddy and I were walking out the door of my favorite cigar shop when a young lady ran up to me and asked if I know CPR.... I told her that I happen to know the entire alphabet,........We laughed and laughed😀....🤔  O.K..That one guy didn't laugh..

[floydjer]

Just in from Patti.....Did you know that Norwegian warships all have a barcode painted on them?....That is how they scan da navy in....

[Stainless1]

Let's see... this is Tuesday?  Yea Jerry, I wouldn't have remembered that till Friday either