The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[floydjer]

Yo Robert.....Patti plays drums in a band named "Blanket". It is a cover band..... 

[salt27]

Yo Robert.....Patti plays drums in a band named "Blanket". It is a cover band..... 

Does playing in the band called "Blanket" comfort-her?

[Stainless1]

Yo Robert.....Patti plays drums in a band named "Blanket". It is a cover band..... 

Does playing in the band called "Blanket" comfort-her?

Well Sheet... of course it does

[floydjer]

Some terrible puns in those bed posts....

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Playing with a cover band is never a bed of roses!  I'm serta of that! :-P
Bedder put it to bed now! 

[floydjer]

Dust off an oldie from my father.....What do rich people have over their beds that poor people have under them?...A canopy......😀

[Stainless1]

Hey guys, I was scrolling through the TV guide last night and saw a show called "7 Little Johnsons"...
thought that's just what we need, another Snow White Porno.... 

[floydjer]

It just dawned on me that chickens are the only animal you can eat before it is born and after it dies........No wait,🤔 Caviar too

[floydjer]

Auto correct keeps changing caviar to facial🤔 Must have read Bob's post.....

[floydjer]

Saw a herd of cows walking towards a field of marijuana plants....Must have been the pot calling the cattle back.

[4-barrel Mike]

ZZZZZZZZZZ, 4/20 & jays are for the mentally deficient (yes, I've read your signature). 

Give us pics of your work or GTFA.

Based on what you've posted here over many years, I wouldn't hire you to rake my lawn in the fall.

With total disrespect,

Mike

[Podunk]

WTF IS THAT

[Seldom Seen Slim]

I was wondering if maybe I'd missed something.

[floydjer]

Terrible way to address a minister.....I shall scurry off to my safe room and cuddle a kitten.

[floydjer]

I used to be addicted to salt.....I'm cured now......