The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[floydjer]

D*MN straight

[floydjer]

Know what happens when a CAR DEALER runs out of Kia's?   They sell Nokia's

[WOODY@DDLLC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShY-78zI5bk

[Seldom Seen Slim]

What class?

[Stan Back]

That's a bike built for Down Under.

[Stainless1]

Sorry Jon, that one fails tech... chainguard and steering dampner...      

[WOODY@DDLLC]

What about the loose nut on the handlebars? 

[floydjer]

Just in from Patti....Which plants live in the bathroom?.... Toilet trees

[desotoman]

What Day is it?

[floydjer]

Well...A and C were going to play an April Fool's prank on their friend...But they just letter B  :clap

[jacksoni]

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a double latte, the Greek mentions
            "We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.?
            "Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.?
            "But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.?
            "Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.?
            Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality:
            "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!?
            "Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved."

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jack, you win.   

[Dakin Engineering]

Tip o' the hat,  Jack

[fastesthonda_jim]

It's well known that I'm faster than you.  But definitely not as quick!
Good to know your funny bone still functions, Jack.
Thanks!

[floydjer]

How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?? Egg sercise.  Mostly hare-robics