The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[floydjer]

Sorry if I seem blunt...That`s just how I roll...........................

[bbarn]

I'm trying to figure out why they mine potash at the salt flats... shouldn't they move their operation to Colorado or Washington 

Then they`d have to transport it...can`t use open trailers..Probably use reefers............

I'd bet the drivers name would be herb.

[bbarn]

floydjer's pretty good at this, not one of his puns were half baked.

[floydjer]

I'm trying to figure out why they mine potash at the salt flats... shouldn't they move their operation to Colorado or Washington 

Then they`d have to transport it...can`t use open trailers..Probably use reefers............

I'd bet the drivers name would be herb.

And they`d be double-jointed

[USFRAMONTE]

That is the reason we all refer to him as our "Bud".

[floydjer]

Couldn`t leaf it alone could you Monte

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry and the rest of you miscreants, you have me laughing hard enough that I'm all twisted up.

[floydjer]

Do fish party with sea weed???

[Stainless1]

Jerry, that might be one toke over the line... 

[floydjer]

Reminds me of the two stoners headed home  along the rail road tracks after a party...One says ' Man, these are the longest stairs I`ve ever seen" The other replies " At least we have a rail to hold on to ....."

[floydjer]

Jerry, that might be one toke over the line... 

You hooked me with that one.....It was on a whole ` nother scale...........................

[Elmo Rodge]

Jerry, that might be one toke over the line... 

Like this?  8-) You want watch the Lawrence Welk one.
http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AuPHhZL6UY0ny4Q9n396opabvZx4;_ylc=X1MDMjAyMzUzODA3NQRfcgMyBGJjawM4ZzIwZDRoOTQ1c2ZzJTI2YiUzRDQlMjZkJTNENl94T1lIRnBZRUo5cjd4Q3M4STZTQVVMel9OQzhtU0l1RU1MaHctLSUyNnMlM0RlMiUyNmklM0Q5ZlFJYk1Ccl9oNDZBdmVFUU9YSQRmcgN5ZnAtdC0xNDUEZnIyA3NhLWdwBGdwcmlkA25IdHluaEZzUmZDYk5VWHguUVNaa0EEbl9zdWdnAzEwBG9yaWdpbgN3d3cueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMxBHBxc3RyA09uZSB0b2tlIARwcXN0cmwDOQRxc3RybAMyMgRxdWVyeQNvbmUgdG9rZSBvdmVyIHRoZSBsaW5lBHRfc3RtcAMxMzgwMjM1ODM1OTc3?p=one+toke+over+the+line&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-145

[Milwaukee Midget]

Jerry, that might be one toke over the line... 

Like this?  8-) You want watch the Lawrence Welk one.
http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AuPHhZL6UY0ny4Q9n396opabvZx4;_ylc=X1MDMjAyMzUzODA3NQRfcgMyBGJjawM4ZzIwZDRoOTQ1c2ZzJTI2YiUzRDQlMjZkJTNENl94T1lIRnBZRUo5cjd4Q3M4STZTQVVMel9OQzhtU0l1RU1MaHctLSUyNnMlM0RlMiUyNmklM0Q5ZlFJYk1Ccl9oNDZBdmVFUU9YSQRmcgN5ZnAtdC0xNDUEZnIyA3NhLWdwBGdwcmlkA25IdHluaEZzUmZDYk5VWHguUVNaa0EEbl9zdWdnAzEwBG9yaWdpbgN3d3cueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMxBHBxc3RyA09uZSB0b2tlIARwcXN0cmwDOQRxc3RybAMyMgRxdWVyeQNvbmUgdG9rZSBvdmVyIHRoZSBsaW5lBHRfc3RtcAMxMzgwMjM1ODM1OTc3?p=one+toke+over+the+line&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-145

ROTFLMAO!

I can just hear Lawrence -

"We needa geta songa dat'll reacha the youngsters".

So - it's Jerry's Birthday, and this whole thread has gone to pot.

Some people might say it's all coincidence. 

[manta22]

Wunnerful, wunnerful. Turn off the bubble machine....

[Dr Goggles]

Bogart and craft