The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

[floydjer]

What illness is Cured Ham cured of??....Swine flu.... 8-)

[4-barrel Mike]

If you beer-batter fish, have you committed alcohol abuse?   

[floydjer]

I`ve heard it called "flogging the dolphin"....

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Lifted from FB, but at least I kept the artist's name on the 'toon.

[jacksoni]

Who has the  best Chinese take out?




United Airlines

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Great dental plan, too!  Especially front tooth extraction! 

[floydjer]

You guys can slap me around as long as I get the same pay-out as that little self-important, entitled snowflake will be getting .

[Stainless1]

Jerry, we could all pool our money together and not get close to the settlement he will get... of course the lawyers will get half....

An episode like that could put some cash in the racing budget... 

[floydjer]

United is still a bloody good airline...................

[bbarn]

Who has the best Chinese takeout?

United Airlines

[floydjer]

Wicked echo in here  Speaking of which...I just happen to have " Echoes" CRANKED in the shop....

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Didn't Pink Floyd usta play that tune?

[4-barrel Mike]

The only problem is that the guy is Vietnamese, not Chinese.  Sort of makes the jokes lame.   

Mike

[jacksoni]

The only problem is that the guy is Vietnamese, not Chinese.  Sort of makes the jokes lame.   

Mike

All of these jokes are lame, that's the point!!

[floydjer]

Lame or not...he should have  wok`d  off when told to...................