The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

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Seldom Seen Slim

#885
May 12, 2017, 05:39:58 PM
Well, to tell da trute, if you follow this and go to Space Weather you'll see that the article talks about the readings taken by high altitude balloon-lifted instruments flying over California.

http://spaceweather.com

I like my interpretation better. :evil:
Jon E. Wennerberg
a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
2 Club member x2
Owner of landracing.com

wobblywalrus

#886
May 12, 2017, 11:26:41 PM
Lots of labels say "Contains chemical known to cause cancer in California" or something like that.  That place is dangerous.

floydjer

#887
May 16, 2017, 06:35:06 AM
I miss my dad..All the fun things we did together and interesting projects he let me help him with..I still remember his last words to me.." Stop shaking the f`n ladder ya little b*stard..." :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#888
July 12, 2017, 09:24:46 AM
Patti and I had a good laugh over how competitive we both are....I laughed more............... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#889
September 13, 2017, 06:41:47 AM
Two hamburgers had a baby...They named her Patti................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#890
October 11, 2017, 07:28:18 AM
Grand Rapids Police Dept. have replaced their sirens with a speaker playing the National Anthem...They figure the perps will take a knee rather than run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#891
October 11, 2017, 07:34:52 AM
Quote from: floydjer on October 11, 2017, 07:28:18 AM
Grand Rapids Police Dept. have replaced their sirens with a speaker playing the National Anthem...They figure the perps will take a knee rather than run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :cheers:

Jerry, don't they know that stuff only happens on TV...  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

WOODY@DDLLC

#892
October 11, 2017, 07:38:16 AM
Still be easier to catch those that stand and salute!  :x :x :cheers: :cheers:
All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz

Stainless1

#893
October 11, 2017, 06:19:04 PM
Quote from: WOODY@DDLLC on October 11, 2017, 07:38:16 AM
Still be easier to catch those that stand and salute!  :x :x :cheers: :cheers:

No chance of any of the perps doing that... especially the ones in the nfl  :x
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#894
October 18, 2017, 10:06:06 AM
The bride and I were walking around G.R. during ArtPrize...I saw a vendor selling ice cream and decided I needed a cone....Patti told me I could slow down on the ice cream and poked my gut....With a sneer I walked over to a parking meter and vaulted over it..Leap frog style..." How many fat guys have you seen do that " I inquired..." One" was her reply :cry:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

4-barrel Mike

#895
October 18, 2017, 10:19:31 AM
Wrong thread and two days early.   :evil:

Mike
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

floydjer

#896
October 19, 2017, 05:47:08 AM
right you are Mike.....My face is redder than the map on election night.... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#897
October 23, 2017, 08:29:29 AM
this woman was arrested after beater her spouse do death with his vintage guitars.....judge looks at her record and says " First offender"?....She replies " First a Rickenbacher, THEN a Fender..."
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

QikNip

#898
October 30, 2017, 11:12:03 AM
From my son-in-law... "If you make it idiot proof, they'll just make a better idiot'".
138.0 G/CPRO 4/18 Arkansas Mile Challenge Record
145.632 G/CPRO 8/17 Bonneville Record
149.825 G/CPRO 8/18 Bonneville Record
142.443 G/CPRO 9/20 Loring 1.0 Mile Record
156.343 G/CPRO 9/20 Loring 1.5 Mile Record

bbarn

#899
October 30, 2017, 03:58:15 PM
Quote from: QikNip on October 30, 2017, 11:12:03 AM
From my son-in-law... "If you make it idiot proof, they'll just make a better idiot'".


...or...

Nothing is fool-proof to the sufficiently talented fool.
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.
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